bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

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